Just to kick things off, for those two of my friends who check this out because I got drunk and told them to check it out a week from now, I'm going to write as if there actually is someone that I'm talking to. No, I don't actually believe there is an audience of people just waiting to hear what I have to say, although there should be.
I'm a fairly random guy, or at least I think I am. That sentence alone has two almost-opposite statements about myself in it, so I'll just proceed with me being random. I get random thoughts, I have random humor that nobody seems to find funny but myself, and then there's lot's of random observations about my surroundings. Just as an example, you know how women used to carry children around in a cloth sling before baby carriers? I saw a dude who was about 5'4" carrying one of those little dogs in one of those things. I immediately interrupted my buddy, pointed at the unfortunate soul, and said "DUDE, that guys wife chose the dog, the sling, and I'm pretty sure his clothes for the day".
It's not really that funny, and maybe a little chauvinistic, but this is where I'm going to collect it. That is all.
Damien
About Me
- Damien O
- I'm not going to write about elves and... milk, random stuff I've been reading here. My page is going to be simple, and to the point. It's going to be my random observations. I might swear. At no point will I invent a creature called a Fillumpop or Garloboom, or anything equally stupid to base my blog around like that, unless I'm using it to make fun of something. I wont go on political rants unless they're haywire and scattershot, with lots of swearing and no solid foundation.
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