Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Hey Starbucks!

Know what I hate about you? (This is, of course, outside of the really obvious bullshit including mass scale green-washing, overpricing, hours of operation, terrible taste in music, terrible taste in coffee, and bullshit WiFi connection)

I hate how you parade all of your bullshit in front of us VIA store displays that take up all the space in the middle of all your stores (note I said "store", not "cafe", you loser yuppie fuckwads. Not falling for it)

Starbucks, go fuck yourself. Everyone else, go try a real cafe. It's cheaper, tastes better, and you wont want to shower immediately afterward.